Sam

Sam or Samuel. His true friends know him as Sambal. He has a great love for the sea, is a trustworthy friend and hopeless romantic. A Sam is very adventurous but can often get himself in trouble. His drink of choice is a white russian. It is essential that the Sambal be equiped with it at all times. He will help anyone in need and is a generous and kind person. A very excitable man who enjoys being admired and loved, which comes easily with his character. Women beware, he will sail your waters with ease.

Men, Beware the story of the Sambal.

by 1RiskyBiscuit November 21, 2021

Sam Dalton

cunt

Sam Dalton, your 2 foot!

by commanderwillyhead October 14, 2019

Sam beach Williams

A massive raging woofter a bender an arse bandit even

Damn you just got penetrated by a tranny "what a sam beach Williams moment"

by Sam beach Williams February 18, 2024

Sam

A Dusty Roommate

My Roommate is such a Sam.

by NOTME May 1, 2015

Sam Foxcroft

Future UFC or Boxing world champion the future champ champ Foxy Bingo!!! DANA SIGN THIS MAN UP

#rememberthename

Sam Foxcroft the Champ

by Isniffpoo July 7, 2021

Top gun sam

Top gun sam is the kind of guy who'll be famous in like 10 years. pulls everyone and their cousin, and is probably one of the coolest dudes you'll ever meet. he gives great advise but seems a little bit sad under the surface. and he has a MASSIVE HORSE COCK

"why do i feel so horny? oh, it must be top gun sam"

by pissgargler07 December 16, 2022

sam

The most clapped mother-fucker you will ever meet. usually works at coca-cola and doesn't shut up about it...
about 4'11 and has a VERY small 'weenie' (Johnson, 2022).

Also, a pretty cool guy... likes old people.

sam: Hi my names sam, I work at coca-cola
person 1: oh nice!
person 2: YOU TELL EVERYONE ! SHUT UP

by smhdk October 23, 2022