by WhiteTuxedo April 10, 2018
An underworked but overpaid union laborer. Usually known to spend his/her entire paycheck on unnecessary recreational toys such as jet skis, ATV's, and fifth wheel trailers. Typically works 16-32 hours of overtime every week to barely maintain monthly payments for the previous examples. Lives paycheck to paycheck and never has more than $100 in his/her savings account.
by Jesse Paradise Stone May 30, 2020
by George Lopez private militia December 19, 2019
The living, breathing, definition of disappointment. There are no words to describe the reign of tyranny imposed by the redundant and incessant amount of sheer luck this freak of nature possesses. He's horrible. I hate him.
- CT
- CT
Ryan the Mercenary is a bitch.
by Ryan the Mercenary February 08, 2021
by gnargnarcarcar October 19, 2021
by Middle-Eastern Drake July 17, 2018