Pasta potato bitches

A meal consisting of mashed potatoes wrapped in pasta

I want some pasta potato bitches !

by xwickedxxpediax January 11, 2021

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Mashed Potato Quickie

At a family thanksgiving, while preparing mashed potatoes, you leave the kitchen while the potatoes boil, and fuck before they are finished. You return like nothing happened.

Hey girl, the family is driving me nuts, let’s go have a mashed potato quickie

by Sickfuckquickfucks November 27, 2019

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cotch potato

Combination of cotching and being a couch potato. So ultimate slob mode. A little like the notorious 'Netflix and chill'.

Duuuuuude. I am such a cotch potato.

cotched, cotch, couch potato, chilled

by datstudentlife April 18, 2016

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Potato Hour

The time in which a person masturbates.

What type of porn do you watch during potato hour?

by TrankMeme82x (Chase) June 7, 2018

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The time-honoured practice of deliberately leaving something for a senior officer to find and criticise during his tour of inspection, which gives him a warm smug feeling and (hopefully) deflects his attention from corners that are better left unexamined. The senior officer, who of course was once a junior officer, knows the rules and plays along.

More generally, anything deliberately placed to deflect unwelcome interest.

"Chief, it's the Captain's inspection at eleven hundred hours. Is there anything he shouldn't see? Well, it's too late now, let's hope for the best. Make sure you leave an admiral's potato for him to find, and tip off whoever will get the bollocking for it."

by Beermat December 31, 2020

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