Cat Piss Man

The bane of every fandom. They are characterized by poor social skills , obesity and dreadful hygiene.

Cat Piss Man tends to hang around comic shops never buying anything and scaring children.

Me and nephew were having a good time at the convention until some cat piss man started staring at us.

by queen_azure January 3, 2008

go piss girl

something friends say in any circumstance they see fit. very versatile phrase

one friend: *lead actress in a broadway production and in the middle of a scene on stage in front of thousands* how can i ever learn to love again???
other friend: *shouts from audience while the whole room is quiet* GO PISS GIRL

by pissgirl101 December 6, 2020

First Fatal Piss

First Fatal Piss or FFP.
This happens when you're drunk and you have to go to the toilet for the first time. Because lets face it guys, once you go the first time you have to go again and again... and again.

Mira: Where's Hetty gone?
Charly: Oh she's having her First Fatal Piss.
*10 minutes later*
Charly: Hey have you seen Hetty?
Mira: Yeah, she had to pee again.
*30 minutes later*
Meg: Hey do you guys know where Hetty is?
Mira and Charly: Yeah she's in the toilet.

by iambethany December 23, 2006

Long Distance Piss

When a guy tries to go as far away as possible from the toilet or urinal while pissing. Involves a rapid return to normal range if one doesnt wish to piss on the ground after the pressure subsides.

I'll give you a hint: A 45 degree angle is the optimum angle for your cock to achieve distance. (incidentally this is the same for throwing a ball or shooting a gun)

by TheDuke March 24, 2005

Piss like a banshee

when after holding a piss in for so long that when finally let go it causes you to let a blood curdling yell.

Dude, I have to piss like a banshee

by Redmanistan June 2, 2008

Piss Wet Through

When You Are completely soaking after being out in the rain.

man, its throwing it down, im piss wet through

by Jimmy4107 May 24, 2007

turkish piss party

Ancient tradition in Istanbul where the city gets together to urinate on a disgusting slut.

My neighbor Jeanette went to Istanbul and was discovered to b a shitpit so the City came together and gave her a Turkish piss party.

by doctor dick November 24, 2014