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Santa block

1. when somebody intentionally steals your gift idea and takes it as their own.

2. when Santa blocks someone from scoring points in any sport

3. an entire city block completely decorated for Christmas

4. when Santa blocks you from any premarital indiscretions

5. a block shaped like Santa

6. Santa's head
"I wanted to buy my parents a television, but my brother was a Santa block and bought them one first."

"I was hanging with this hot elf at the north pole and just when I went in for a kiss, Saint Nicholas shows up with more work. What a Santa block!"

"Jason drove to the lane putting up a lay-up. It was swiftly blocked by Kris Kringle. Did you see that Santa block?"
by NILSO November 19, 2011
mugGet the Santa blockmug.

Guac Block

(Noun, verb)

1. When you’re about to score with a spicy Latina and some Trump-lovin’ gringo ruins it by spewing MAGA bullshit like it’s guacamole at a cookout. Now you’re Guac Blocked and the only thing getting laid is the patio tiles.

2. A cockblock specifically flavored with xenophobia, queso-level ignorance, and tortilla-thin masculinity.

3. Latin distaste for members of the white community because their pale white skin reminds them how much Trump sucks.
“I was literally about to go in for the kiss and she whispered ‘Don’t mess it up! And I didn’t! But then a Trump ad played mid Spotify yelling ‘Keep America White Again’ and she backed off like I had confederate boxers on. Guac Blocked by non-premium subscription racism”
by I’m not with him July 13, 2025
mugGet the Guac Blockmug.

Glock Blocked

When trying to buy a gun at work and the firewall blocks guns and violence
Man, I was trying to look at a Glock online at work and got Glock Blocked!
by Glock Blocked February 23, 2017
mugGet the Glock Blockedmug.

Bypress Block

The tuffest niggas in the Bronx ‼️ Known for having other hoods take flight
Don't go to Bypress block them nigga wild
by Nobodyxzy October 8, 2016
mugGet the Bypress Blockmug.

Block Blast

Game that basically everyone I hang out with plays while getting absolutely mogged by their high score.
Person 1: Yo hop on Block Blast.
Person 2: But your high score is so much higher than mine!
Person 1: IDFC!
by literallynothim December 8, 2024
mugGet the Block Blastmug.

block head

bob: Look at that kid over there!
Ken: yea he gotta block head stupid ass nigga!
blockhead: leave me alone or ima cry!
by spring zone February 25, 2022
mugGet the block headmug.

jinks block

when you call jinks block no one is allowed to jinks you for that day
tom and bob "ill lick sprinkles"
tom "jinks block"
bob"jinks dang"
by death34 from roblox February 19, 2010
mugGet the jinks blockmug.

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