A person who makes her friend buy a muffin for her and completely demolish it within seconds. The muffin gets everywhere.
by i_have_a_sad_life February 25, 2021
Get the Muffin Manmug. A kind and generous man who is extremely wholesome. A man who bends down to pat dogs and helps you put up shelves. A man with deep emotional intelligence and is not afraid to show his softer side.
Can also be used to described something generally cute and heartwarming.
EST. M COOK 2023
Can also be used to described something generally cute and heartwarming.
EST. M COOK 2023
Omg! He is such a muffin
You should go on a date with him, he is so muffin
That’s so muffin
The way he talks about you is really muffin
You should go on a date with him, he is so muffin
That’s so muffin
The way he talks about you is really muffin
by M Cook July 19, 2024
Get the Muffinmug. by velvetiscake March 12, 2022
Get the muffinmug. The most amazing thing that can happen to a guy. She can make him feel strong enough to do anything. The one person that you should value over every other thing. You must protect her for she is the most special thing that could ever happen to you.
by ibow November 24, 2021
Get the obi”s Muffinmug. From the Latin "Stoppus Mufforum" meaning "Stop of Muffins"
A mythical location rumoured to be situated at the top of Black Park. It is only accessible when in possession of a muffin (preferably bought at the corner shop.)
It is thought the name originated around 100 B.C when Roman soldiers used to take captured women there for a touch of "forced muff-diving," however since rape has become a more serious crime, nowadays it tends only to be frequented by youths looking for the ideal place to munch down a good ol' muffin.
A mythical location rumoured to be situated at the top of Black Park. It is only accessible when in possession of a muffin (preferably bought at the corner shop.)
It is thought the name originated around 100 B.C when Roman soldiers used to take captured women there for a touch of "forced muff-diving," however since rape has become a more serious crime, nowadays it tends only to be frequented by youths looking for the ideal place to munch down a good ol' muffin.
Dude, I don't think I'm ready for Muffin Stop..
No one's ever really ready for Muffin Stop
(Paranoid Park)
No one's ever really ready for Muffin Stop
(Paranoid Park)
by MuffinMuncher June 23, 2009
Get the Muffin Stopmug. T: this tequila is narsty!!
M: this Morgan is so Muffining good!!!
M: muffin you douche bag!!
T: whaa?
M: i have no cluee
M: this Morgan is so Muffining good!!!
M: muffin you douche bag!!
T: whaa?
M: i have no cluee
by pimpcracker June 10, 2010
Get the Muffinmug. An older woman who has not had intercourse for a prolonged period of time. Hence her Vagina has collected dust.
Dude that chick’s got a dust muffin, she’s so mean that no one has banged her since the 90’s.
I would tap that dust muffin!
I would tap that dust muffin!
by Nikkilicous January 11, 2024
Get the Dust Muffinmug.