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Lindero Canyon Middle School

A middle school in western Agoura Hills, CA. It's mascot is the cougar and is classified as the slightly less awful version of AE Wright middle school. Half the kids look like they should be in high school and the other half, SHOULD be in juvenile hall. It seems that the school believes that throwing water at a teacher AND getting arrested by the school cop in the same afternoon in front of the school is not enough to even suspend them. The school also doesn't believe that students are worthy of seats either, so any time you are called into the multi purpose room, you have to sit on the floor like a bunch of first graders. It's not all bad, though. You have the pep squad, which is basically a bunch of girls in shorts and jerseys dancing proactively to whiny pop music. Also you have a prominent skating culture here, and what that means, is that you have a pretty good chance on having 3'4 shrimp with daddy issues bailing right on you while walking passed any staircase with a railing. But it's a blue ribbon school, so I guess that's cool....
"Lindero Canyon Middle School has great teachers!" -parent
"Yeah, but only if the school allows them to do their jobs!" -kid who actually goes there
by plus-size albert November 22, 2020
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houck middle school

Its hell don't go there you will get touched, get fed beets. U will get hit by a vape cloud if you go in the bathroom and dont DONT poop in the bathrooms your life will be ruined
by Thebestskibidiperson April 13, 2024
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John long middle school

Worst middle school in chapel. Girls get dress coded for having there stomach,shoulders, or backs show and emo bitches be wearing stripper boots, dog collars, piercings all in they face and don’t get spoken too. School is full of liberal ass kids and fake bitches. Every guy there has abused or raped there girl.
U go to John long Middle school?Yeah it’s the worst school ever I was raped by my ex.
by Cumsock3829 September 7, 2021
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gainesville middle school

it’s the one located in georgia. this school is hell.
by imma country girl March 10, 2019
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Middle school

A level up you went from 1st Circle hell immediately fallowed by middle school 9,895th circle hell where the “teachers” aka super pms resting byachis give you shity time out no talking lunch detentions every fucking minute. Good luck
Middle school = cancer

Jimbo middle school is fun

Dave jimbo is high and retarded
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