fag-muffin

just someone who happens to be an idiot; something to call someone when they do something stupid

one of your friends comes up behind you and kicks your leg, you fall over and yell "fag-muffin" and inflict physical pain on him/her.

by lesley martins April 21, 2010

Snort muffin

Snort muffin refers to a Canis lupus familiaris (doggo) with a short snout that is flat on the front, resembling a muffin. They tend to snort a frequent portion of the time due to nostril blockages.

Bulldogs, Pugs, Pekingeses, Boxers, etc. are all snort muffins!!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024

muffin

a small fluffy loveable female dog

my dog is soft and cuddly, that is why I named her Muffin

by birdthunder March 22, 2022

fluffer muffin

fluffer muffin is a popular micro caleb silkposter in the silksong community known for their kindness and self-awareness...
they had high-quality photoshoped silkposts and the kindness of Nu/Injuryexpert2656 and consistent phase

fluffer muffin is a peak silkposter

by Choice_Echo June 6, 2025

take my muffin

its basically an analogy for take my or take their or take whatevers virginity

sam: wow yesterday i paid some random girl to take my muffin, yippee!

by Crinklesnoop Hater January 26, 2025

Bed muffin

When a morning boner causes the bedsheets to form the shape of a muffin, resulting in a bed muffin

"Say, Jim! I woke up with the most swell bed muffin this morning!"

by Fat Elmer September 13, 2015

Muffining

When somebody searches throughout the internet to find a piece of evidence that agrees with their point of view, no matter how obscure or idiotic that piece of evidence is, and then holding true to that piece of evidence despite being shown much more verifiable and publicly trusted pieces of evidence, just because they are afraid of being wrong

Look guys Nilloc is using a paper written by a crackhead that he found on the 50th page of Google, I can't believe he's muffining again.

by Delt__ June 4, 2018