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Meat sweats

Man I was on this girl the other night, but she slipped right out of my hands. She had severe meat sweats
by Feel good meaty September 30, 2017
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lots of meat

what someone eats while traveling through the Southwest.
I had lots of meat while in Texas, everything is bigger... including my shits!
by GlazeHer April 17, 2017
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Meat sweats

Contrary to popular belief, the meat sweats are not in related to consuming excessive amounts of meat in a short period of time.

Meat sweats (and their various degrees of intensity) refer to how hard you are tripping after ingesting LSD/mushrooms. These effects can be intensified by smoking marijuana.

Meat sweats are ranked in terms of "hands." 1st hand meat sweats, 2nd hand meat sweats, and so forth. Anything past 5th hand meat sweats is considered to be "crisis mode" i.e. tripping too hard for comfort, stuck in thought loops, etc.
"Dude how was your trip last night?"

"Aw man, I dropped 3 tabs of acid and then smoked a blunt, the meat sweats were hittin' hard... we're talking at least 4th, maybe even 5th hand meat sweats"
by denny434 February 7, 2021
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meat salad

that bike over in the corner of the garage that has a new set of handle bars but also three flat tires and a rusty chain; the delectable-looking box of brownies that Johnny brings into class when you know that he's got a terrible drooling problem and his mother let him help with the baking; a myriad of beverages you encounter in a perfectly lit vending machine, however, every single choice is diet

basically, a large quantity of something that would normally be great but no one really wants or knows what to do with

in summation: "whatever"
"I got to go see my favorite band ever on a paid weekend excursion; but to my dismay the homeless man riding next to me in the bus to our destination, some city named Toledo, threw up vigorously upon my lap. It was meat salad"

"He tried to wear the same color pants, shirt, and shoes but they were slightly different tones; and to tell you the truth, the idea wasn't all too great of one in the first place. The result, and I'm not speaking of Lady GaGa, was a sort of meat-salad outfit."

"I could have gotten you a roast beef sub instead of this tuna-pickle sandwich on pumpernickel, but the lady at the deli counter told me that the beef was fourteen days old."
by siezeallofthethings December 12, 2012
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Meat Grinders

A female who works a mans penis.
Lets go to the bar and find some meat grinders!
by ShaneH Fap February 21, 2011
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The meat (ozz)

A sexual rank beast who lurks in alley ways and smells vunverability on young females (aged 11-12) who have just started pubity.

This "TERROR" of his (BOSS END)which lives among us maybe described as mythical, because this beast has only ever been seen once by the naked eye and there for sacred for the rest of humanity, however comes to life once every decade to bring pain and fear to the young females. The oduer which leaks from the pours of his peni is high in acidity and causes extreme "PINK EYE'' . This oder is so putrid it makes the smell of ''auschwitz''plesant.
''The meat (ozz)''

The three "r's"

Rarely seen
Rank
Recommended from auschwitz
by hton lads July 4, 2011
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Meat for the Beast

what you are when you have made a significant mistake and/or error in judgement and gotten caught doing so and are about to pay the price. The "beast" can be your boss, girlfriend/boyfriend, wife/husband, a judge, or a competitor,pretty much anybody really.
Guy 1: "The cop saw me pissing out the window of her car and now I'm being brought up on indecent exposure, public intoxication, and drunken and disorderly charges. That's like $2,000 in fines!"

Guy 2: "Dude, you are meat for the beast."
by Wandering in the Desert July 6, 2011
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