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Massive

Irish slang
Means you look beautiful
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massive wiener syndrome

massive wiener syndrome is a medical condition that gives peepo massiv weeners it I s not often found in peepol with the name lucas
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Massausage

When a guy offers you a massage, but really only wants to give you his sausage.
"When Jon offers to run my back it always turn into a massausage instead."
by Onehipwonder May 27, 2020
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Massgasm

When someone from Massachusetts goes OFF about how great Boston, the pats/celtics/bruins/Sox, or their tight townie friends are in a moment of intense tension or bliss. It is often coupled with the trashing of other people's hometowns, other states, New York, or anything in general that doesn't align with MA culture.
Jake had a massgasm when describing/thinking about how "clean" the T was in comparison to the NYC subways.
by Bea1111 August 14, 2020
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Massive-Coatism

Massive-Coatism is when a person is incapable of not wearing a massive coat everywhere they go, with the hood up, despite extremely hot weather or inappropriate situations. In extreme cases the subject will even wear the the coat to bed.

A person engaging in the practice of massive-coatism will become defensive the moment another person innocently asks them why they're wearing a coat in 40 degree weather, or why do they wear that coat at all times. The reasons for Massive-Coatism aren't all too clear, but it would appear to be linked to anxiety about ones body, or simply feeling safe completely concealed by a giant coat.
Josh: Dude, why are you wearing that massive coat in the middle of summer at the beach?

Mike: It's not that hot.

Josh: Mate, you're sweating.

Mike: I'm fine.

Josh: Honestly bro, you look boiling.

Mike: WELL WHY DO YOU CARE IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE TO WEAR IT! STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT IT.

Josh: I think you might have Massive-Coatism
by thebloodydamnguy September 9, 2020
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Massachusetts Toast

Massachusetts toast is when you wake up and are greeted by a dude from Southie, wearing a Red Sox hat, holding a Dunkin’ Donuts coffee cup, tells you to go fuck yourself as he searches in vain for pictures of Tom Brady’s nudes.
“Man I had the worst Massachusetts Toast yesterday, but I at least got some Dunks”
by McGrampa September 23, 2020
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Massive

Its massive;)
by Peepeepenis October 24, 2020
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