when i first laid eyes on josh, i knew he would be a cutie. he glo'ed up into a baddie tho. im trying to bag him everyday since i've met him but he keeps playing hard to get. idk how to get him to be mine. he wont tell me he loves me. but i tell him everyday. nonetheless he is a true treasure. hes extremely kind and patient, always makes me laugh until my stomach hurts.
my joshiepoo
by apeachesandcream April 15, 2023
Get the joshmug. The most annoying guy you will ever meet...
He can not sing although he tries his best and there is absolutely NO possibility he will listen to a single instruction you say. He tries to act like he likes girls but deep, deep down he knows he likes boys. Basically this is the guy you should avoid, like when you see a pirate with no eye-patch on the street holding a bottle of gin.
Girls hate him... most of them take their own lives to avoid him. If I were a girl I would commit suicide when I smelt his breath!
He can not sing although he tries his best and there is absolutely NO possibility he will listen to a single instruction you say. He tries to act like he likes girls but deep, deep down he knows he likes boys. Basically this is the guy you should avoid, like when you see a pirate with no eye-patch on the street holding a bottle of gin.
Girls hate him... most of them take their own lives to avoid him. If I were a girl I would commit suicide when I smelt his breath!
by LMAO... June 7, 2021
Get the Joshmug. Person 1: "What do you think will happen at the Josh Swain battle?"
Person 2:"BLOOD FOR THE JOSH GOD"
Person 2:"BLOOD FOR THE JOSH GOD"
by GalaxyGirl_dk April 24, 2021
Get the BLOOD FOR THE JOSH GODmug. The absolute pakitron(also known as lebomb) he will blow u up like hes bin laden.
Also his mum is fucking leng not a fan of mr johnson though.
Also his mum is fucking leng not a fan of mr johnson though.
by Pakitron5000 November 24, 2021
Get the Josh simmonsmug. Josh methley is one stuck up prick, he can never let go of a girl once he has caught feelings. He is prone to jealousy when it comes to girls named Charlotte. Overall Josh methley’s are tits
by Michael Carrick November 24, 2021
Get the Josh Methleymug. josh sucks penis
by mel oh dee November 24, 2021
Get the joshmug. A Josh is a person who can be mean but when you meet them, and get to know them, they are amazing people. Josh’s are sometimes weird and make sexual jokes and can get mad and angry. They can be tough or act tough when not. This specific species of human is in the darker side with really bad OR good jokes. The Josh can be a great friend they can also be a bad friend. Mainly good though.
by moistralph November 26, 2020
Get the Joshmug.