poop nozzle

Slang term for a prolapsed butthole, or anus, presumably/especially from rigorous anal sex.
Also used to burn someone who just got fucked in a competitive sense and is butthurt about it.

Don't fuck me too hard again, I had a poop nozzle for almost a week last time!

You lost fair and square, Carl. Tuck in your poop nozzle and stfu

by Robert Chunks March 7, 2017

Piece of Poop

the least savage way to say POS or Piece of Shit.

"look at that piece of poop right there, they're literally destroying the ancient art."

by パパ活 June 19, 2022

plutonium poop

A plutonium poop, is a poop commonly defined by its extraordinarily high levels radioactivity. This is due largely in part to the high concentrations of raw plutonium and Cobalt-60. The origins of plutonium poops are completely unknown, but are becoming increasingly common in public restrooms.

"dude, I think someone dropped a plutonium poop in the mens room. the smell gave me ball cancer"

by chillbillwill June 17, 2016

Poop Inspector

A man/woman who inspects poop. Usually done after the poop has exited the body, but some have been known to forcefully shove their arms up ones anus to inspect the left over shit in their colon walls.

The poop inspector should be coming around today

I hope my poop is healthy for the poop inspector

by poopyscentedvaginacandle August 31, 2021

poop scootch

When a dog wipes its butt after going poo by dragging their butt on the ground using their two front legs.

My dog always does a poop scootch on the grass after going poo.

It is the worst when my dog does a poop scootch on my carpet/flooring.

by Marlo D December 17, 2021

buttcheek POOP

my ass smells like rotten cheese

your a buttcheek POOP

by langoman123 January 25, 2021

poop on a budget

Pooping with little to no toilet paper to use.

I hate shitting at work. I always have to poop on a budget since the Mexicans can't seem to restock the toilet paper.

by bikelikemadd September 6, 2012