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oops I crapped my pants

adult diaper that promises to hold "a lot of dung" (as demonstrated in the tv commercial, when a gallon of iced tea was pored into the diaper to simulate the amount of feces it can hold).
by LN July 19, 2003
mugGet the oops I crapped my pantsmug.

STOP PEEING YOUR PANTS

a way of telling people to stop freaking out. not widely used, but people will probably know what you mean anyway.
EXAMPLE:
DAD: WHERE IS THE REMOTE? I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THIS SHOW!
ME: oh my gosh dad, can you stop peeing your pants? i'll find it...
by soccerbitch4 May 21, 2011
mugGet the STOP PEEING YOUR PANTSmug.

Little Miss Grumpy Pants

The worst of the bar staff. How can anybody hold a grudge for so long over a fucking Christmas card?
Little Miss Grumpy Pants is a loser, despite the cheap blowjobs
by Pete January 25, 2005
mugGet the Little Miss Grumpy Pantsmug.
March 25 is International Pants On Your Head day. You must wear a pair of pants/ underwear on your head everywhere you go for as long as possible.
*wear pants on head*

person: why do you have pants on your head?
you: it’s International Pants On Your Head day!
by nadzocto March 24, 2021
mugGet the International Pants On Your Head daymug.
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by yourmomlovesmehahadeez March 10, 2023
mugGet the Cock Balls Piss Pants and Furymug.
Refrain from having sex; avoid getting seduced by or wooing attractive women for sex.
Joe, chasing dem ho's is going to ruin your college career. Keep your pecker in your pants, boy!
by shrao October 2, 2022
mugGet the keep your pecker in your pantsmug.

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