Or Batman.
Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"

Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
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I'm starting pro

When you typo the word 'pto' (paid time off) in your e-mail to your boss or co-worker, and they think you're leaving your day job, but instead you are only going on vacation for a couple of weeks.
Fred: Hey, I'm starting pro tomorrow. I'll see you later.
Fred's Boss: OK, good luck with that.
<two weeks later>
Fred: Hey, why doesn't my ID badge let me in the building anymore?
Fred's Boss: So I guess that basketball career didn't work out for you?
Fred: Huh?
by ks5d August 30, 2015
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"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.
"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.
by Anon42283 March 03, 2024
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I'm a fish in the sea

Staying neutral. Saying that you stay out of the current situation and that it has got nothing to do with you.
X: "Why do you always mind my business?!"
Y: "It's because I'm getting annoyed of your stupid density!"
Z: "I'm a fish in the sea (smart)."
by Hatake Kakashi's relative January 16, 2015
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When someone does something dubious or creepy and you want want to offend them.
Hym "Not that I'm not flattered... But I would like to be paid for that ๐Ÿคท I don't think that's unfair. I did always say that I would be narcissistic Superman. And now I am. I am the Homelander and I can do what ever the fuck I want."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2022
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I'M FINE

The name of a song by an ACTUATIAL SONGWRITER BMI ALAWANA that is right A ON the money.
Who wouldn't be I'M FINE in KEY LARGO FLORIDA with lyric saying 'a girl on my left a girl on my right that is what is happening at this time ' , "I'M FINE".
by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 18, 2021
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โ€ข someone who immediately relies on blocking in order to feel cool
โ€ข someone who needs to touch grass
โ€ข someone who blocks and cuts contact because they think theyre superior
funny emojies
1. Listen, I'm never unblocking you ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ™
2. I dont know, today the way my husband looked at me gave me "I'm never unblocking you ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ™" vibes
3. Want to fuel your ego? never unblock them ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ™
by ivanappreciator July 08, 2024
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