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Brandon

A clean looking Lebanese with Hella sty and flow, he is loaded beyond money, and drops loads on corner store employees. He has a pet dog named Ricky, and has a trained monkey named josh who is obsessed with his orangutang. Overall Brandon is the funniest person in the room always willing to give up a buck to see that thang droop.
That nigga Brandon just fucked my orangutang but hes got sty so ill let it slide.
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Brandon McTurner

Hey that’s Brandon McTurner! With the blonde hair and blue eyes & big cock! He’s such an amazing guy
by Bhustle August 20, 2024
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Brandon Rizzo Energy

When you automatically have a burst of nerdy energy and correct people in a nerd like fashion
When I was doing math, some random kid has a burst of Brandon Rizzo Energy and said I did it wrong, but in fact he was wrong
by TTT&VL March 5, 2024
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Brandon Bowford

Is a black ass bitch with a long ass dick (its suckable and rideable) Im his wife so back up bitches :) he's fine asf His ass is so fat :D.
Brandon Bowford has a fat ass and his hole deserves to be penetrated
by batmans dad🍥 March 5, 2024
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Braydan biggs

Insanely ghetto. Still hung up on his ex
Braydan Biggs smokes fat blunts
by Ian yung March 12, 2024
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Brandon

Usually a boy that changes hair colour and works at a gas station.
Hey, look, that's a brandon
What do you mean!?
Means he works at a gas station
by LeoMyling March 13, 2024
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brayden tozer

brayden tozer, also known as little man slap shot likes to play hockey(house league) and say he's good at hockey(he's not) and tells everyone when he fucks someone's sister
by nigglet hustler March 18, 2024
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