Turd Bird 

A person or object that fails to meet the behavior requirements modeled by the coolest person on the planet. (W.W.C) If you do not meet those standards then you are a BIG turd bird.

"Whoa Brennah you're a turd bird for posting that picture on Facebook"

Turd Bird by thatspeachy July 12, 2015

I'm a bird 

As going from its basic saying is that 1. You are flying high, 2. You have no place to call your own so you fly from nest to nest, until you get called out on your inability adult, tell the truth or admit abandonment of your kids, aka flew the coop, shitting all over and then leave cause your in capable of cleaning up after yourself, 3. As a baby chic you so damn lazy you want someone else to cut up and feed you your food. The sex is usually horrible at best, But however a half gram usually proves Her true nature,

She said "I'm a bird", so I asked her if she wanted to eat some seed?

I'm a bird by She don't use jelly July 28, 2017

Double Dip Mama Bird 

When a man ejaculates inside of a women without warning. He then sucks the jizz out of her, and drops it into her mouth.

Often abbreviate as DDMB

Ryan: Hey Bryan guess what I did to my sister last night
Bryan: Wait... You didn't...
Ryan: Yes I did. I hit her with the Double Dip Mama Bird.
Bryan: No way! You're the coolest dad ever!

Double Dip Mama Bird by Issa Knife Issa Issa Knife March 24, 2020

angry bird kick of rage 

A kick that Makimachi Misao uses on Rurouni Kenshin in the series Rurouni Kenshin when Kenshin isn't listening.

Misao:Why aren't you listening to me!
Kenshin:...
Misao:Angry bird kick of rage!
Kenshin:oro?!?

angry bird kick of rage by raygrouogre June 13, 2007

Flying Bird 

A man's erection.

"Whoa, look at that guy's flying bird!!"

Flying Bird by Disposable Writing Utensils June 17, 2009

shit bird 

when a big giant rock lands on your foot! the first thing out of your mouth is "shit bird". It usally means you had a small stroke of instant bad luck.

ahh, "shit bird", i just didnt need that right now!

shit bird by Lewiville September 13, 2006

Puffy Bird 

Large fluffy yellow bird that does lots of crazy stuff. Killed Buddha.

Puffy Bird is cool

Puffy Bird by EngineJim December 8, 2003