Awesome Anal April is a holiday where all females must agree to anal sex from any male who asks for it. Vise versa, any male who is asked for anal sex by a female must agree.
This does not apply to lgbt sex, (male x male, female pegging)
This does not apply to lgbt sex, (male x male, female pegging)
by dio roadroller November 06, 2019
On this day I get to make out with you for however long I want, as long as you consent (CONSENT MATTERS!)
by Dat flian April 07, 2025
A book by Stacy McAnulty that is awesome!! Your so bored that you decided to google The World Ends in April on urban dictionary since you love that book or maybe you don't know that it is a book and you typed this in March and you want the world to end in April because you ruined your entire life. But it's probably the book because nobody actually wants the world to end. So basically this book is about a girl who reads a website created by a Harvard person and it claims that an asteroid is going to hit the Earth in April and the main character, Eleanor, finds herself, and her best friend, Mack, leading the TEOTWAWKI (the end of the world as we know it) club and she needs to find a way to protect her, Mack, and everyone else in the TEOTWAWKI club. Here's Google's summary: Eleanor Dross knows a thing or two about the end of the world, thanks to a survivalist grandfather who stockpiles freeze-dried food and supplies–just in case. So when she reads about a Harvard scientist's prediction that an asteroid will strike Earth in April, Eleanor knows her family will be prepared.
Person: im bored. im gonna type the best book in the world in urban dictionary. oh, someone actually decided to define this awesome book!
OR
Human Being: i totally just ruined my life and it's march so im gonna urban dictionary search the world ends in april. it's a book? cool, im gonna totally read it later. (and u should!!!)
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Human Being: i totally just ruined my life and it's march so im gonna urban dictionary search the world ends in april. it's a book? cool, im gonna totally read it later. (and u should!!!)
by y u looking at my name??? April 13, 2022
by L3ss0 May 26, 2024
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by Teopng April 24, 2024
If it’s your birthday, then congratulations you are the best person known to man but sometimes you can be a bit stupid, not in a dumb way but in a way that makes you wonder why tf is this person still alive
Person 1: happy birthday! :D it’s April 24
Person 2: thanks
Person 1: is that yogurt smeared all over your face, again!?
Person 2: thanks
Person 1: is that yogurt smeared all over your face, again!?
by Cheeseborgor January 04, 2022