naked egg taco

Taco Bell breakfast item associated with painful and explosive diarrhea 2 to 3 hours after consumption
Hey dude, what happened to Darren?

Aw man idiot had a naked egg taco for breakfast and is home shitting his brains out
(Diarrhea), (Hershey squirts)
by Walter Mai Tai November 15, 2017
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taco bell aftermath

A crap taken shortly after eating Taco Bell. Is either a liquid or a solid depending on the sauce. So bad that you can smell it across the house. The bathroom is contaminated for AT LEAST 24 hours, and even after needs a serious cleaning.
Jim: Who had toco bell?!?

Bob: Sorry. I had fire sauce.

Jim: At least close the door. I can smell it from across the house!

THE TACO BELL AFTERMATH HAS STRUCK.
by Bearret9 July 29, 2014
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Two hour tacos

A guy who eats two tacos in 2 hours usually named Gabriel
hey Gabriel what do you want

I want some Two hour tacos
by XOTWOD23 March 14, 2022
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bitch ass taco

A taco that will fuck up your within minutes by turning your asshole into a diarrhea cannon.
I ate a bitch ass taco today and my day went to shit, literally.
by BritishGinger0 January 07, 2016
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el taco boom

Oh man, she was great in the sack until she let out this total el taco boom from her va-jay-jay.
by jaydeflix December 27, 2014
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taco rat orgy

The act of having and interacting in sexual intercourse and activities with a big group (at least 12) of people and a couple of rats (approx. 5-7 rats). Kids can be included. It has to be held in a big living room and all the members participating in the orgy have to be covered in mustard while their genitals are covered in the "special sauce" (a sauce made of mixing ketchup and mayonnaise together and a little rat poison)

Activities include the "swing-set mayo surprise" where members participating swing from a swing set while riding each other letting the rats lick the mustard and sauce of their genitals. It is called the surprise because usually when one cums it leaves a white surprise on the on the chair, if a man, it will shoot out a surprise for the other members to catch with their mouth.

Other activites can include the "Rape Train" or the "Wonderful Pyramid" which are usually explained before the ceremony.

Tacos are provided before, during and after the ceremony and games.
Ex 1: "Guys, I'm feeling down for a Taco Rat Orgy".

Ex 2: Women: " I'm bored of sex"

Guy: "Lets go to Niggel joe's house! Hes hosting a Taco Rat Orgy!"

Ex 3: (On live): "HEY SHADOW SNIPERZ, YOU FUCKING SUCK AT COD, GO HAVE A FUCKING RAT ORGY FAG!"

Ex 4: Guy: Mom?

Mom: What?

Guy: I have AIDS

Mom: WHAAAAA

Guy: yea, HIV positive

Mom: fuck this, I'm done. ill be back before 6, going to Niggel's Taco Rat Orgy.
by Asshole Riggins February 19, 2011
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taco flavored kisses

kisses that have the distinctive flavor of taco's in them.
fulfill all your weeshes with my taco flavored keeses,,, taco taco,,,,, burrito burrito,,, taco taco
by The Ju1ce August 27, 2003
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