ninja footprint

Another term for camel toe, characterized by the toeprint a ninja's shoes leave on the ground.

Did you see how tight that chick's shorts were?
Yeah, that was one hell of a ninja footprint.

by CrapsimusMaximus May 21, 2017

Ninja Callous

An inexplicable, noticeable, callous on any little toe on one's foot which can only seem to be explained by one doing ninja like acts.

You sit and rest one foot on the table. Roommate notices an ugly yellow scab looking thing on the middle toe of your foot.

(Roommate): "Dude! How did you get that callous!?"
(You): "Wtf!? I don't know! It seems like some kind of ninja callous!"

Knowing that you weren't up to any ninja-like activities, you decide to pick at it, then realize its a piece of dead leaf.

by Koo guy August 13, 2012

Ninja

1. A wicked guy with a mask and is secretly professional with some shurikens.

2. Some overrated Fortnite player who ended up being professional at video games...

1. Kim Jesse is a ninja at martial arts.

2. Ninja used to be my favorite YouTuber...

by Aedyn September 30, 2018

Pillow-Ninja

A straight up WARRIOR in the Bedroom!

—“Do you think they are good in bed?,

-“Trust me, they’re a damn Pillow-Ninja!”

by Dee Empty November 13, 2022

ninja bear runner

A variation of the common childhood game “rock, paper, scissors”. Ninja kills bear, bear kills runner, runner runs past ninja. Therefore, ninja wins over bear, bear wins over runner, runner wins over ninja.

While playing pool, the break was determined by ninja bear runner.

⚔️🐻🏃🏽 ♂️

by Sweet Tits with a K March 26, 2019

Physics Ninja

someone who is a freaking god at physics

Mr. Chaet is a physics ninja.

by doobiesfordayzzz April 2, 2019

Rapper Warrior Ninja

A gag on The Eric Andre Show. It's like American Ninja Warrior but better.

Guy One: Remember when Danny Brown walked through soiled underwear on Rapper Warrior Ninja?
Guy Two: Man, that was nothing compared to A$AP Rocky walking on mouse traps and getting shoved into a kiddy pool!

by N1mrod November 30, 2020