Ur cancer

Being a motherfucking idiot

"ur cancer harry"

by Beastii August 29, 2016

ur mom

its just ur mom

hey guess what, what, ur mom! haha.
(i know,bad joke but still ur mom)

by gabe2261 November 4, 2022

Ur granparents tranparents

The worst of them all. WARNING: MAY ERASE THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM!

Jacob: Ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian!
Mike: I've got a trump card for you!
Jacob: Trump cards are for pussi-
Mike: Ur granparents tranparents
*the world gets erased*

by Bob The Builder Supreme March 17, 2018

ur mum

ur mum is a person who likes your dad. she also likes sleeping in a weekdays and being late for work. ur mum is someone you can count on to make a burnt omlet at midnight. ur mum likes going to partys celebrating kids birthday partys; and especially the random neighbor kids who lives next door which she likes more than you. she typically has a farting issue when shes at campfires.

kids friend: hey look its ur mum
kid: thats not my mum thats ur mum

by urmum12345 April 29, 2021

Ur

mom

Ur mom is:
MEGA GAY
MAAMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE U CRY
IF IM NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW
CARRY ON
CARRY ON
AS IF NOTHING REALLY MATTERS
TOO LATE
MY TIME HAS COME...
*RETURNS TO MONKE*

by bob_duncan_lol March 17, 2021

Pulling an Urs

When you do something so clumsy it can only be explained by being an overexcited alman

I just fell off the chair so hard the mirror fell off the wall, I am pulling an Urs

by Zachyboo July 15, 2022

UR MOM

SCP-069

I went to UR MOM's house

by SUSMEDICPLAYZ-2000 March 20, 2023