snake

An absolute serpent of a person. Can also be the kind of person who does really snakey things such as, playing PokemonGo, or slithering around the local city.

I hope that snake doesn't sit with us at lunch.

Look at that snake playing PokemonGo.

There are too many snakes around us right now.
Hey Julia stop being a snake!

by Justahumblesnake July 15, 2016

Snake

Danger noodle

Person1: Hey watch out for that snake
Person2: what do ya mean that's a danger noodle

by Timmyaintit September 7, 2021

Jake the Snake

A fraud dean who betrayed the entirety of the student body of my school. He rather us die walking there than give us the day off in a month where we don't have any.

Student 1: Yo did Morris send out announcements?

Student 2: Yes Jake the Snake on that bs right now.

by StopJake2017 April 2, 2017

Oiling the snake

The act of lubing one's penis for manual stimulation or sexual intercourse.

I don't like to jerk off dry so I'm oiling the snake.

by CallMeBB November 23, 2024

snake

A trader or someone that will stab your back to do anything for their benefit or maybe they just don't like you

1) Elaine the snake because she is a scammer
2)Carlberg the snake
3)choyang is a snake

by rbevdvwurmum February 10, 2017

Snake in the Grass

Probably not tho, since the whole take your kid to work thing... forgot about that biz.

A labor relations issue that is ignored and hidden, but has significant and wide-reaching implications to the detriment of an employer’s operations. Such issues are prone to ambush operations, potentially with black mamba-like speed, aggression, and toxicity.

Employees accruing compensating time off (CTO) above the 240 cap is a snake in the grass for our budget, and we need to audit employee CTO hours to limit and address any potential financial liabilities.

by LJust88 June 21, 2019

Snake Water

Dog Water But Snake.

Brooooooo he's literally Snake Water.

by Snake Water February 13, 2021