Me: Mum i can i put my toes in your mouth
Mum: *puts me in a van*
Me: Mum what are you doing
Mum: You will see
3 HOURS LATER
Mum: Welcome son to toe gang.
Hear we put toes in out mouths in war against boobie gang
Me: What? What the hell are you talking about? I just wanted your toes in my mouth you are crazy
Mum: My toes boy now you have a choice.
You can join us and for the first time in your life be part of something great or you can go back home go to school and live a normal average life your choice.
Me: Ok i choose toe gang im in
Mum: Good son now come with me you have lots to learn...
Mum: *puts me in a van*
Me: Mum what are you doing
Mum: You will see
3 HOURS LATER
Mum: Welcome son to toe gang.
Hear we put toes in out mouths in war against boobie gang
Me: What? What the hell are you talking about? I just wanted your toes in my mouth you are crazy
Mum: My toes boy now you have a choice.
You can join us and for the first time in your life be part of something great or you can go back home go to school and live a normal average life your choice.
Me: Ok i choose toe gang im in
Mum: Good son now come with me you have lots to learn...
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Altenerate ways of saying it is toggers and toy.
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