Poke the Monkey

Ask for one's opinion knowing that it may be terse or unfavorable.

Bob: What do you think about Obama?
Ed: Do you really want to poke the monkey....

by IndianaGuy June 19, 2016

Monkey fiddler

Person who fiddles with monkeys, and quite possible drives a Volkswagon.

That Chris sure is a Monkey fiddler, and I even think he's a Volksy poof to boot!

by Don't swear at me! March 30, 2010

Trash Monkey

A trash monkey is what you label yourself when you've had a wild night out, have gone on a bender or when you've ended up at a bar on a Monday for no reason except to toss back several cold ones with your buds even though you all have work tomorrow. Basically, all college kids are trash monkeys.

"Come out and be a trash monkey with us!"

"Let's get after it and be trash monkeys this weekend"

"Shots on a Monday? You're a trash monkey."

by trashmonkey1 August 9, 2019

Monkey Spanker

A Monkey Spanker is were a human spanks a monkey or ape with his hand.

Dang, that dude's a monkey Spanker.

by Savannah connars April 3, 2021

Monkey Bang

From the hours 12AM-4AM you can run into garages sideways at full speed with the intent to make large dents and/or holes in the garage.

“Yo, me and the boys just monkey banged that garage and totally destroyed it.”

by monkeybanger69 August 4, 2020

Free Monkeys

to be in a good, great or beyond great mood or feeling. Ecstatic.

Happy

"I just got a raise today... Free Monkeys!"

"Blues Traveler is playing a free concert today? Sweet! Free Monkeys!!"

by mattman2900 September 4, 2010

monkeys fuck

Not giving a damn

I couldn't give a monkeys fuck if he had two left feet

by rubyredpoppy January 9, 2016