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Matthew Taylor

Is a wanker and wanks everyday. he can't cum at all. he has never had a girlfriend before and has a 2 micrometer penis. you should never have Matthew Taylor as a boyfriend he will just wank off all day
by THE REAL JEFF BEZOS March 6, 2022
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Dr Taylor

Pretending to listen to constituents and then deciding to ignore them and do what's convenient so you don't look bad in order to cover up mistakes you've made.
Person 1: "Hey, why'd you Dr Taylor me? You asked for my opinion and then did the complete opposite"
by an ED isn't a real doctor February 5, 2026
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Phineas Taylor Barnum

Phineas Taylor Barnum was an American showman, businessman and politician.
by xdr5t3evq3q February 20, 2026
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