Ur dad 2 degrees straight

The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude

Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight

world: suffers hideous injuries

by nigglynigel March 12, 2018

Straight

The main sexuality (it should be the only one). About 91% of the world population Is straight.

Mike: Hey bro are you gay?

Franklin: Nah man I'm straight.

by psodium March 2, 2022

Straights

Cigarettes pre-rolled and sold in packets of usually 15-20. The alternative being rollies, tobacco rolled by the user themselves.

Person1: "Dave had the mickey taken out of him when he couldn't roll for his mates, he had only ever smoked straights"

Person2: "smh"

by CURLYHAIREDKNOB August 12, 2015

Straight vacation

When some one has sex or sensual physical contact with another of the same gender. Out of necessity, curiosity or mistakenly.

"Look at sally she has totally got her tongue down that chicks throat..... She must be on straight vacation.

by oorobotoo January 25, 2011

Im/Straight

Neo Pronouns used by men with a piss kink!

Oh, Kyle said he wants to be called "Im/Straight" Oh well, then we should support his neo pronouns!

by livelaughlovepee4 March 5, 2021

Straight Pull Up

Usually used by indo canadian gangsters to jump someone. The straightest of all the pull ups. Have to say yooooooo before.

Usually used by indo canadian gangsters to jump someone.

Yooooo man buddies straight pull up on him yooo.

Yo miuru and his cousins straight pulled up on me yoooo straight jumped me yoooo.

Yo man callin up my fawkinn buddies yooo straight pull up.

by Existential Crisis June 6, 2018

turn her straight

No, no you can't

1: Damn, look at dat ass!
2: That's Paige, she's lesbian
1: Really? I can turn her straight.
2: Dude...

by keyboard8 September 12, 2024