Half-dusted

Intoxicated, inebriated, stoned, drunk, high,

And gathering serotonin you normally lack, making you giggle more than normal

Carrie was half-dusted and could not stop giggling at a dumb joke
What we know
If big trucks =small d*cks, then small cars = big d*cks
Big shoes = big d*cks

Clowns.

by -Carebear March 14, 2025

57 and a half feet

10 sexainches (69” x 10).
690”
What you get if you stacked 10 men of the average American height on top of one another.
Also a common height for some oak trees.

Ben: Some of my trees are around 57 and a half feet tall.
Gregory: Interesting.

by gregben October 17, 2023

Colossal Half-witted infantile fantasy.

A childishly naive ambition

Being a princess is a colossal half-witted infantile fantasy.

by EyeForEye December 31, 2024

half-great-grandpibling

Great-grandparent's half-sibling.

My half-great-grandpibling is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

Half-ratch

When your hair and makeup are done but you're wearing workout clothes, or vice-versa.

It's half-ratch when girls curl their hair and do their makeup just to wear a 3XL tshirt.

by KodyU December 27, 2014

half-grandpibling

Grandparent's half-sibling.

Half-grandpibling.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Ho and a half

An even bigger ho than usual; to be used in reference to someone who is a gigantic or even minor pain in the ass (depending on one's irritation level)

"Ho and a half ass bitch... Niceee car, and can't even use a blinker..? Your lane is the SIDEWALK."

by eurmnnn September 20, 2023