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homework brain

Homework brain. The condition where you spend so much time doing homework you develop temporary Down Syndrome.
Briana started getting homework brain
by MizuMizu July 20, 2023
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TikTok Brain

TikTok Brain: where constant exposure to short-form, rapid-fire content rewires the developing brain of this new generation on platforms like TikTok, leads to a shortened attention span, memory lapses, and a tendency to engage in spontaneous, quirky behavior—like dancing in public or lip-syncing old songs for online approval TIkTok can be habits forming, and the youth have been known to go into melt down if their phones are taken away
Lee: Frank! I asked that new lad the other day if he wanted to go to the cinema and grab a few drinks after work. He just grunted and kept staring at his phone!

Frank: Don’t be daft, mate! He’s never gonna sit through a film or come out. He’s got a bad case of TikTok brain! LOL.

Lee: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese November 24, 2025
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Vet Brain

A blockage or complete loss of cognitive function when talking with other Vet-Tards, family or in general followed by a daisy chain of fucks and laughter, only to remember what you were trying to say hours, days, even weeks later.

Vet Brain= Vet-Tard

Vet Brain, peer pressuring, other vets to participate in high risk behavior with no regard to the consequences such as breaking and entering into the company office and drinking the chain of commands alcohol.

Vet Brain When you're in a complete clusterfuck and are having a good time, such as being in the field for a week while it rains, Chinese field daying, telling your chain of command "Fuck Off, send me to Iraq or Afghanistan." Being shot or blown up smiling.

Vet Brain the incapacitation of ones cognitive functions resulting from IED blasts, living in the barracks for to long, hanging around with other Vet Tards, getting NJP'd, deploying to Iraq or Afghanistan more than once, being in the infantry for too long.
Vet Brain- Defined as Josh Sheets V 2/8 posing with a rock on hand and arm signal, smiling after being shot by a Taliban Sniper.

Dom talking and forgetting midway what he was talking about.

Being overtly homoerotic
by Josie2/8 June 7, 2021
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Nigger Brain

The unfortunate tragedy befalling young black kids where at some point in childhood or adolescence where they stop being intelligent, productive, high-potential young people, and become shit-flinging chimps who shoot, stab, rob and assault people for no discernable reason. There is no logical explanation other than a biological predisposition in the black race to acting like a rabid pack of wild apes, and there is also no understanding of why even normal, polite, and seemingly well-adjusted black kids can suddenly develop the terminal condition. The change is usually spontaneous and inexplicable, and more research is needed on the phenomenon.
Paul: "You hear about Karmelo Anthony? Terrible case of nigger brain. One minute he's a young promising black scholar, the next he's stabbing some kid at a track meet for no identifiable reason."

John: "Was it as bad as Axel Rudakubana? His nigger brain finally snapped and he also went on a stabbing spree. They have pictures of him looking like a nice, intelligent young black man, and then looking like a wild cotton picking nigger with his hair all matted and grown out. The effects of nigger brain are truly frightening."
by YouKnowItsReal November 1, 2025
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think brain think

When you know somebody that is so stupid you just want to hit them on the head to get their brain going.
I swear when I heard what cameo did I just wanted to her her in the head and shout think brain think at her.
by Kjsdlecksmbumd January 5, 2018
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TikTok brain

"TikTok brain" is a colloquial term describing the characteristic short attention span exhibited by individuals, particularly of the latest generation, influenced by the rapid and concise content consumption prevalent on platforms like TikTok.

This term highlights the tendency to engage in brief, attention-grabbing activities and a reduced capacity for sustained focus or prolonged attention.
"I noticed my little sister's TikTok brain kicking in during our movie night – she couldn't sit through a film without checking her phone every few minutes."

"His TikTok brain kicked in during the lecture; after just a few minutes, he started scrolling through his phone, unable to focus on the speaker for an extended period."
by QueenAlthea November 29, 2023
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Square Brain

Someone on the autistic spectrum, where thinking tends to be more literal and direct. Often used to refer to oneself.

Opposite of "Squiggle Brain".
"Tom's Square Brain might make him quirky, but he's the only guy I know who can solve a Rubik's Cube while quoting Shakespeare."
by CloverLief August 8, 2024
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