fish god

IceJJFish (Youtube) is a fish god a guy that can't sing but gets plenty of hoes and makes mad cash, with little to no effort or talent.

Yo IceJJFish is a fish god, he got all the girls wanting the fish.

by Fishfan14 March 12, 2014

fifa god

When Garincha, EA and the other Fifa gods screw you over on Any Fifa game.

The fifa gods consist of Garincha, Senzo Meyiwa, Osvaldo Ardiles, Eusebio, Ghiggia, Billy Bassett, and thee almighty Pele. (Who speaks to the fifa gods telepathically or through holograms like star wars.)

"Please save my team from losing fifa gods.."

"The fifa gods will f*#$ you up on fifa Ultimate team."

"Darn.. the fifa gods are not on my side.."

"Thanks fifa gods."

by ThereisHope November 2, 2015

god fukkit

Stronger Version of God Dammit

God Fukkit!! I locked the keys in fuckin car again!

by GooberPatrol December 2, 2018

Toned God

A very buff attractive male, but only 5'4, and wears fake yeezys

Are you familiar with Toned God? He sells fake Yeezys

by anonymoussenet August 10, 2017

God Awful

Someone who sucks really bad at something, especially sports.

Jade Grubbs is god awful at volleyball.

by ChevyGuy847 August 19, 2018

God Wife

Similar to being a God Parent. In the event your spouse dies of natural or unnatural causes you have a back up wife to fill the void left by the passing of your wife.

It is a total bummer my wife died. Luckily I have a God Wife to do my laundry.

by canyoupleasesayplease August 21, 2018

God Church

A word used by a mentally ill non-human youtuber named jack paule. Basically he's retarded.

Jack Paul: Hey babe-
Totally fine non-retarded girlfriend: Hey you're kinda retarded so i'm breaking up with you
Jack paul: WHAT!!... BUT... by the way my new merch is selling like a GOD CHURCH
* Speech 0 *

by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019