David is the hottest person ever, with the BIGGEST dick. He is so kind and loving. He humor is so raw it is probably the funniest thing ever. They aren't afraid to take control when needed and always are down for ANYTHING. If you know a David in your life, I'd go after them because they will know how it's done
David and I hooked up, it was awesome.
by D$lova October 3, 2019
Get the Davidmug. David is a very amazing man. When he walks by people stare in amazement. He is an example of what everyone needs in life.
Person 1: "Im feeling down"
Person 2: "You should watch David Gold sleep"
person 1: "That is exactly what I need"
Person 2: "You should watch David Gold sleep"
person 1: "That is exactly what I need"
by i love sPiCy Ed ShErAn February 14, 2022
Get the David Goldmug. by Globglogabgalabb March 20, 2023
Get the David Championmug. The couple that David and Georgia form is the most perfect couple you've ever seen. They are so beautiful, everyone is jealous, they are beautiful, in love, and so funny, they go so well together!
#Girl1: oh do you see this couple, they are so cute together !
#Girl2: yeah I'm so jealous, this is Georgia and David
#Girl2: yeah I'm so jealous, this is Georgia and David
by Gigi1354 June 6, 2017
Get the georgia and davidmug. This is subjective, but David is a short dude who likes to poke his head out of bookshelves. He is annoying and most definitely not flirty and attractive (yes I am attacking the other definitions). He is an uwu boy who does the finger thing all day long. As I said, this is subjective. Sorry to offend any Davids, only some are like this. By the way he is sussy.
David is an idiot.
by blahblahblacksheepn November 16, 2021
Get the Davidmug. A man who can be assumed to have a big dick, may be known as Pen-10, likely to have lots of friends. David is the kind of person that you meet and see him breathing air. Ethan would be, in this case, the legal name, with David being the name he goes by around people of the same age. David breathes air better than you, waits faster than you, builds muscle better than you, and is all around superior. If you see a wild David/Ethan, please say hello and begin following his every order for your own safety.
Person 1: "Did you see David over there?"
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."
-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."
-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-
by david is me February 24, 2022
Get the David/Ethanmug. by Hottie_man November 18, 2022
Get the Davidmug.