Hmong College Prep Academy

A school where all the drama happens. Its a gangbanger school, where they think they can bang around, even on the lockers. Thats why they are gay. Girls over there makes drama, like they are the queen in that school, they are the wannabe drama queens. Relationships in that school sucks ass so much. Idfk why guys over there, thinks so low too. People over there, they need help in general. That school is overall stupid asf.
Friend one: “Have you ever heard about Hmong College prep Academy?”
Friend two: Yes, thats a gangbanger school
by BBG_Official.026 November 20, 2023
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Shrewsbury College

Shrewsbury College, also known as a shit tip for knobheads who think they're the shit with an elf bar in their hand.

Home to many nonces, freaks, and even people who look like absolute donkeys.

London Road, the campus that looks like a sweatshop ran by indians, promised amazing jobs with the available courses, but you get given a stage 4 warning after a month of banter with a lanky ginger guy and suddenly your kicked out. Or your getting threats by a lanky freak in the library and suddenly you're scrapping outside shops where his "mrs" kicks you in the head with Converse on her feet.
Harvey - "yeknawamean shan, this Shrewsbury College is fuckin mint mush."

Dakey - "nah its not la, smacked up teacher earlier, she was pregnant n all."

Zack - "you man seen my teeth anywhere blud?"

George - "oi owen bro shut your mouth you dickhead."
by daklaaa March 21, 2024
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Armidale Secondary College

What used to be Armidale High School but now yassified with a few million wasted taxpayer dollars. This is where 1000 vape addicted kids go to get half an education and lasting trauma, the actual smart ones just drop out and become tradies

The fights are so bad that this “state of the art education facility” was put on 9 news as the most dangerous school in Australia. There’s barely any teachers since the kids left them traumatised (one was put in a nursing home) and the ones with the balls to stay aren’t even paid enough to afford the overpriced pies from the canteen. Good luck surviving if you go here lol
Josh: I heard that two yr 8 girls from ASC got pregnant
Marie: Yeah they’re the same ones that sold me weed behind the tanks on the oval
Josh: Damn, wasn’t there a lockdown when they had a massive punch up with those guys in yr 7?
Marie: Yeah they were the same ones, I think they’ve dropped out to be full time 16 year old mums now

Josh: Wow, Armidale Secondary College is really the best school ever!!
by HoeLife_orNoLife March 07, 2024
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College Fatty

Referring to the size of a marijuana cigarette and/or cigar. Regarded in a sarcastic tone and used by those with 'college' student-like budgets (i.e. not a lot of money) to represent a marijuana cigarette and/or cigar fitting such a lifestyle.

A small marijuana cigarette and/or cigar
Come on over dude! I got a college fatty rolled up!

Yeah, I'm not high anymore, I smoked a college fatty with three other people...
by Thaddious Braddley February 04, 2017
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Virginia Western Community College (VWCC) is a two-year public college located on a 70-acre campus in the Franklin-Colonial neighborhood of Roanoke, Virginia, United States. It is the third-largest college in the Virginia Community College System. ITS DEAD AF!!!!!!!
"Yo Bro, what college you enrolled in?"

"Virginia Western Community College"

"Ahh sucks"

"Right..."
by Xxest96xX July 26, 2018
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College Park High School

Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.

In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.
Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”

Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”
by Crustymuffin780 May 24, 2023
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Stanford Lake College

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The coldest place on earth… after mt Everest.
The home to the funniest people in South Africa.
Stanford Lake College… FOR THE TREES 🌲
by Pink lemonade 👑 November 21, 2021
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