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Semi Side Up Eggs

Sunny side up eggs, but the yolk is popped and lightly cooked on both sides.
I prefer semi side up eggs over Sunny side up
by Loftsnax August 13, 2021
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what in the actual egg

when you want to say what in the actual fuck but you want to say egg instead because you like eggs
Person named Staniel: What in the actual egg, Skip?!
Skip: I don’t like eggs. They feel weird in my mouth.
by Skip Komarov October 26, 2022
mugGet the what in the actual eggmug.

Egg wash

When a woman and a man have consensual heterosexual sex at the very end of her menstrual period and the man ejaculates into her, causing the remaining blood in her vaginal canal to be cleared out ; a way of speeding up the end of a period
I think the egg wash worked, it's all clear down there now.
by mcgerce May 20, 2025
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Crack of the egg

A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.
Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!
by Reth_b_! July 3, 2016
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evil egg

- noun: an egg so rotten that it turned sentient and evil.
- slang: a type of alcohol made with water and dust.
as a noun - "Jesus Christ! Why is there an evil egg on the kitchen counter!?"
as a slang term - "Man, this Evil Egg really actin' up"
by The evil hamster October 30, 2023
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egg

Sorry you're feeling dysphoric. Don't worry, you're my EGG (everyday good girl)!
by kit10 April 10, 2022
mugGet the eggmug.

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