Apples and Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal

The best oatmeal ever created, no other oatmeal even comes close to how good it tastes.

Dude1: hey dude have you tried Apples and Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal?
Dude2: yeah bro its the best thing ever!

by Zeth the angery gay March 16, 2020

Magical apple

A magical apple is when you smack an apple off off a strangers head then pretend it wasn't you.

You've just been magical appled.

by Apple cranturn June 13, 2017

Apple Creamer

This is a person who has/is/or will fuck an apple. This person may do it for fun or for a dare but it don't matter.

"I'm an Apple Creamer"

"You're fucking weird

by The Bog Zombie June 13, 2023

apple

someone really fucking gay

That kid is so fucking apple bro, I mean look at his outfit.

by sjsbdjdism June 14, 2019

apple

doctor repellent

an apple a day keep my doctor away from my bedroom cuz he rapes me every night

by I dont like minors trust June 15, 2024

Apple

Not a chicken nugget, thats for sure.

GOSH DARN IT YOU CHICKEN NUGGET... APPLE PIE MAN

by Chicken Nugget Dude March 10, 2017

rake her apples

The act of fucking an older woman doggy style while reaching over and smacking her saggy tits.

Id like to rake her apples

by Bigcockstud69420 September 19, 2021