Social Syphilis

A condition suffered by those considered socially undesirable. Unlike the STD, physical pain is not a side effect. The most noticeable symptom is an outcast status among friends and coworkers.

Social Syphilis is usually contracted as a result of a bad public breakup, embarassing youtube video, or facebook fight. After being diagnosed, one is typically shunned by others, and is unlikely to enter a romantic relationship for a significantly long period of time.
Didn't you see her big breakup on facebook? She and Tom had a huge fight, he called a whore, and now she's got Social Syphilis. Nobody's gonna touch that bitch.
by Dirk Browitski February 02, 2011
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social media patriot

A person who defends the 2’nd Amendment and our right to bear arms on Facebook, Twitter and any other commonly accepted social media- yet refuses to be active in real world activities or meaningful efforts to defend Americans from tyranny.
Dude 1: Hey Anthony, you see how Winston posted all those “freedom isn’t free” and “don’t tread on my 2A” pics on his Facebook page?

Dude 2: “Yea Nick, but he never shows up for a rally at the statehouse! Talk about a Social Media Patriot...”
by 2ANJ October 15, 2018
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social bedtime

Social Bedtime” when you tell everyone that you’re going to sleep for the evening therefore you’ve finished interacting by text, phone, and social media for that particular day. If, by chance, they happen to see you “online” after you’ve announced your social bedtime it would be improper etiquette for them to then comment or contact via those various social media outlets.
It’s been a long day and as it’s my social bedtime I’ll catch up with you later!
by clb628 March 07, 2024
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Anti-socially Acceptable

1) Actions at home, not acceptable to be witnessed.
2) Things you only do when you're inside your home for an extended length of time, or when no one else is there to witness it
I think it's anti-socially acceptable to eat ice cream from the tub, or chocolate chips from the bag, when you're home alone.
by MimiGif April 01, 2020
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Social Bitterfly

1) a woman who likes to go out, but is always bitter, complaining or in a bad mood 2) when you have a social obligation that you have to get ready for and you don’t wanna go
Geenie came to the party last night and was complaining the whole time- she was being such a social bitterfly.
by Appalachiagrl February 01, 2024
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Social Vidiot

Social media influencers. Especially those that call themselves influencers, or those that try to obtain free goods/services by offering to influence potential buyers.
Social media influncers are nothing more than a bunch of social vidiots!
by KSparx July 27, 2024
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Truth Social

English translation of the Russian phrase “Pravda Social”. See правда социальные.
Party leaders will be unhappy if comrade does not make happy post on Pravda, I mean Truth Social.
by Kbansa November 09, 2022
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