Ryan Oakes

Simply a good friend, can’t hold a relationship, more or less never shows excitement, although excited. Runs for fun, broke both wrists in a rec b-ball league. Oh also big advocate for saving pennies!

Ryan Oakes is a sexy man

by Ginger anonymous December 4, 2019

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Ryan Helsley

A washed pitcher on the mets with a 10 ERA whose sole purpose is just to blow games

"We have to score atleast 20 runs so Ryan Helsley won't blow the fucking game"

by Cow998 September 5, 2025

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A really shit overwatch player ,and shit at any game really.

RYAN GET TO THE FUCKING POINT

by ryan is bad November 19, 2019

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Biggest NPC in pierre elliot trudeau. The HS ryan has no brain, is smart but dumb as fuck, and likes any girl that he talks to.

Bruh ryan likes another girl
Fr? he's a NPC how do you even know?
Cuz he's an npc idiot, everyone knows

by peths kid May 15, 2024

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Ryan is the perfect friend. You could ask him for the world and he would give it to you. Ryan is cute and super preppy. He is the perfect friend to go to if you wanna have a laugh. Ryan is also used to being friendzoned.

Sarah: hey you know that knew guy?

Lexi: Yeah, he is a total Ryan.

by kinkysloth May 23, 2018

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