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Horse

This is a four legged ball of love that constantly needs cuddles and a special mixture of oats, hay, and a bit of water. They can connect with humans through the mind and become one. Nobody can take these beauties down! They are often floofy and lazy. They can also be energetic and non-floofy. If you see a horse either pet it, or don't because sometimes they will bit your arm off... oh well!
Do you see that horse in the field?

My cousin Janet had a horse once, you can tell because she only has one arm.
by Horselover215 July 6, 2020
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A Horse's Load

An alternative term to refer to an exceedingly large quantity of either Ale, Tea, or Coffee.
Person 1:
I could drink a gallon of Arizona Iced Tea right about now

Person 2:
I could drink a horse's load.

Person 1:
Yeah you're right I could also drink a horse's load right now.
by Exothryll August 14, 2025
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Horse mileage

Miles that you put on a vehicle with horse poop on the tires
Hey Red that sled looks like it has some horse mileage on it
by Nigbies Cum March 31, 2021
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Horse paster

Conservative American so dumb they will eat anti parasitic medicine for farm animals instead of getting a free covid vaccine shot.
The horse pasters outside the Warren rally really needed to proofread their signs.
by Redditor73 September 12, 2021
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Jolly Horse

When you stick your dick in a girls butthole and start spinning it in a rotating motion to make it wider
I gave my girlfriend a Jolly Horse

For christmas I gifted my son a Jolly Horse
by m3rkv3l0c1ty July 17, 2022
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don't push the horses

During their rematch on July 19, 2025, Usyk told Dubois' team, "Don’t push the horses."

He directly translated it from Ukrainian, which is incorrect and makes almost no sense, but it's an euphemism for "Calm down," or "Don’t rush things."
He meant they were getting too confident or trying to act like they'd already won - and he was telling them to chill.

The English version of "Don't push the horses" would be something like "Hold your horses".
Usyk: Let's go, don't push the horses.
Charles: Pardon me?
Usyk: Don't push the horses.
by notdash July 20, 2025
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Horse-person

That sket is a horse-person
by SheepShaga August 22, 2019
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