straight up thirty

Precisely 30 minutes after the hour.

"Hey, don't forget to pick me up at straight up thirty."

by beeman1965 March 07, 2012

“straight”

when you pretend to be straight but you are actually fucking your best friend

I shop at American Eagle.. I am SO “straight”

No, it’s okay that we’re making out , I’m “straight”

by butterscotch24687531 March 08, 2020

Straight as the inside of a doorknob

A phrase used to indicate that yourself or someone you know is straight.

I'd never kiss Greg man, I'm as straight as the inside of a doorknob!

by Rat-Lord June 06, 2024

straight boogie

and adjective to describe something totally awesome

dude, that trick was straight boogie

by trueman April 30, 2007

Gay Straight Guy

Someone who acts gay but is actually straight.

Ya see that Gay Straight Guy over there? He acts so fucking gay.

by EreaSariae November 19, 2017

Straight Card

A person in a high energy group who decides to be much more clear headed, reasonable and serious than the others. May be regarded as a stiff, or a buzz kill when in reality: they're the most integral to the longevity and prosperity of the group. Is typically not the leader of a high energy group, but more of a guardian angel on the sidelines.

"Man, James is such a damn straight card. Bastard fought me for my keys that night. Yeah dude I was going to get us home safe. I only had like... eight small ones..."

by James The Chaperone February 24, 2025

That is so straight

The gay version of 'that is so gay'. A response to people in their straight bubble.
Used also to describe an ignorant person who assumes your straight.

Guy 1. Omg a massive boulder hit my car and smashed the front end off.
Guy 2. Man that is so straight.

by TheHotKayaker August 30, 2020