I am your mother

faggot

your father: "I am your mother"
you: "faggot"

by UwuUWUWUWUuwwuU January 9, 2021

Your Mother

Fat; black; Tyler Perry; Whoopi Goldberg.

Your Mother was nice last night.

by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018

Mother

Basically it's someone who gives off this bad-b*tch energy and is fabulous as all hell

OMG, she's like SO mother!

by ꧁ChocolatCoffee//JustMeAshley꧂ May 9, 2023

vacation sponsored by mother nature

another way of saying you are on your cycle/period/menstruating

I can't have sex with you tonight....i'm on my vacation sponsored by mother nature.

by allgr8 February 3, 2010

Finger your mothers vagina

Lick it out like a nintendo cartridge and maybe u become quagmire from family

I licked nickocado avocados asscheeks with mcdonalds icecream on top and it looked like he finger your mothers vagina

by 5 crackies at maccies December 6, 2021

my mother asked me a question

meme of a skeleton lmao

its the meme of a skeleton that says "my mother asked me a question what the fuck are those?"

by SCP_Temie - But in a nutshell August 29, 2023

Mother tax

The option to eat any unattended food left by family.

A portion of food that must be given to the mother on request.

I’ll have some of that please - Mother tax.

by Motherperson September 26, 2023