Bear Mom

when a 6’2” rower mom-arms a coxswain that flies across the trunk of a car after an abrupt turn

Dude, after the incident he became my bear Mom.

Dude, I need a bear Mom.

How does one acquire a “bear Mom”?

Jimmy, a current bear Mom, has 3 apples; he then proceeds to eat 7. How many does he have left?

Dude, how much money would you pay me to fuck that bear Mom?

Fuck me harder bear Mom!

Bear moms are pretty ight.

by Frank Sinatra Jr. July 5, 2018

Your mom

YoUr mOm G4Y

YOUR MOM FUCKING GAY

by BIGBOI ;) February 4, 2019

ur mom

the gayest thing ever alive

richard: ''ur mom is gay''

cody: ''yea she is''

by general_retard May 28, 2018

ur mom

ur mom

ur mom is hot

by NateWentRogue August 21, 2022

Komi’s Mom

Komi’s hot mom from Komi can’t communicate, like bra hotter than the sun. Very social, the opposite of her daughter. She is considered to be one of the greatest MILF’s of all time.

Komi’s mom is such a hot MILF I wish she was not married, then I realize she is an anime woman and wonder why I am upset a fictional character is married.

by Shuko Komi October 22, 2022

ur mom

This is used when you're trying to be unfunny asf.

Kaycee: Hi are you hanging out with someone rn?
Riley: Yes
Kaycee: who?
Riley: ur mom
Kaycee: unfunny😒

by baerie12 October 23, 2022

Joeseph's mom

is a 4'2 milf.

Hey! Did you see Joeseph's mom?
No, why?
She's a milf and she's 4'2!
Wow

by joesephmomlove21 June 3, 2022