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Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"
by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011
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Mary

Shrek's biggest fan
Wow, it's a wild Mary!
by OONAI CHOW October 4, 2025
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mary porter

gorgeous ass bitch ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ go get joaquin ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
mary porter has to go get her man joaquin!
by Mamasfungers October 22, 2020
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Marie

The cutest girl ever. Wish she never left.

When youโ€™re with her you feel like youโ€™re swimming in a perpetual ocean of beauty.
I love you Marie, stay with me a few moments longer.
by anonymous November 5, 2022
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Evangeline marie yang

Evangeline marie yang or for short marie is a person.
by Boogerepa March 3, 2022
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Dirty Marie

A woman that wonโ€™t shut the fuck up about Made in America or Justin Bieber. Also loves to shit in mens mouths while singing the song โ€œBabyโ€ by justin bieber .
Sheโ€™s a Dirty Marie
by Jacob Burkhart April 26, 2022
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Eve Marie

Very rare, creative, and loving. On of the most beautiful creatures youโ€™ll ever meet.
I love Eve Marie
Sheโ€™s so Eve Marie
by Eve Marie February 11, 2022
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