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salted his beard

The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023
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he got his dick knocked stiff

When a running back in football gets hit HIT SO HARD that he gets his dick knocked stiff; blood rush!
Smith ran around right end and a linebacker closed on him and with such a hard hit, he got his dick knocked stiff!
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Hi

If som4on3 says this run
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hi
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Crossing His Name In Red

When girls play games with a man, she will cross his name in red ink symbolizing that she killed his heart. I,e, cheating.
My friend got cheated on! She crossed his name in red!

My homie got played by some bitch, she is crossing his name in red!
by Ohbrotherthisguystinks August 28, 2023
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Hi

It’s how you greet someone like a friend
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It is commonly used as a greeting.
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