Shittin' on these kids

To be substantially better at something than someone else. Metaphorically, shittin' on em.

"this random person messaged me over my game just to cuss me out. I guess I'm really Shittin' on these kids."

"I finished my marathon league beyond everyone else, I'm Shittin' on these kids for real!"

by 1haveanaccount November 4, 2021

Kindle Kid

A child that grew up playing with a amazon kindle instead of the much superior apple ipad.

Coworker 1: "Did you hear that coworker 3 was a kindle kid?"
Coworker 2: "Coworker 3 must've been in special learning classes as a kid,"

by Herr Magie June 3, 2022

indie kid

An Indie Kid is usually between 13 and 20. They make their entire personality based off the fact they don't listen to anything slightly mainstream. They are usually assholes, difficult to be around and incredibly shallow. They will often pick their social circle wisely based off of the music they listen to, the way they dress, the places they hang out etc.

They love indie music until one of their songs chart or they get signed to a major record label. Then they'll typically say things like "their old music was so much better", "it's a shame they're sellouts now", "i hate their new music"

Usually they will grow out of this phase, if not please consult your doctor asap.

Normal Person: Hey, have you listened to mainstream artist}'s new album?
Indie Kid: Ugh! NO! They are so manufactured! Nothing comes from their soul! You should really listen to Unknown shitty Soundcloud band. They are so much better

by willy nilly <3 August 3, 2021

destin kids

rich kids white mom drives a escalade dad is bad at golf and only drinks ipas have a son who is in business school at auburn

hey this Destin kids are rich and bratty

by joemamamaaaa October 23, 2019

Scene Kid

A style of dress and act in the late 2000s, that many believe to have died out, but some people still live the scene kid life. Scene kids usually wear dark makeup, with either black or bright eye shadow. Some have piercings. Many have dyed hair, either bright colors or natural. It's common to have either streaks of hair dye or coontail extensions. Hair styles are a fringe, cut by the scene kids themselves. Clothes can be dark t shirts with bright designs, usually from bands. Also, tight skinny jeans, which can be black, blue, or any bright color. Shoes are flats, converse high tops or knee highs, or vans. Scene kids also wear a lot of necklaces, and either rubber or beaded bracelets. MySpace is not as popular anymore, scene kids use Instagram or FriendProject to post pictures. Scene kids act confident and a little self centered, but if you know one in real life, you know that is not how they always are. They are interested in hardcore bands such as Asking Alexandria , Bring Me The Horizon , and Attack Attack, or softer bands like BrokeNCYDE and Blood On The Dance Floor. Scene kids also like childish things like Hello Kitty, Pokemon (pikachu in particular), and Invader Zim. Scene kids can be friends with people who aren't scene, but prefer to be with people who have similar interests and style. They look up to scene kids from the 2000s like AmbrehhhIsDead , KikiKannibal , Lexi Lush , and Vanna Venom . They also use internet slang from the 2000s.

xXxK3llyCata$tr0ph3xXx: "I wish I knew another real scene kid!! Scene is soo not dead ://"
xXSarahSlaught3rXx: "Haizz!!! I'm a scene kid 2!!!"
xXxK3llyCata$trp0ph3xXx: "Yayz!!! I wuvs chuuuu!!! Rawr xD"
xXSarahSlaught3rXx: "ILY 222222 Rawr xDD"

by xXxK3llyCatastr0ph3xXx November 4, 2018

Squad kids

Fortnite little kids who are too scared to play solos so they squad up with their friends

Im pushing. Oh dont worry they are squad kids.

by Mclem123 July 24, 2018

tiny kid

That lit kid that is always flexin' on them haters with litness boi. Watch out for the tiny kid. oh wiat, you can't, he's too small

Yo, that "tiny kid" just stole my girl.

by DaBarracuda April 19, 2018