"Did you hear Max Upright has never fumbled a single bag?"
"Yes of course I heard that, everyone knows Max Upright stupid, hes like the coolest guy I know."
"Yes of course I heard that, everyone knows Max Upright stupid, hes like the coolest guy I know."
by Brepls May 3, 2023
Get the Max Uprightmug. The sexiest thing to ever exist, Max Goldberg's tree trunk legs are truly a blessing from god himself.
by theynotlikeus April 1, 2025
Get the Max Goldberg's Legsmug. by BiGmAxLoVeR69 October 23, 2020
Get the Maxmug. Skipping school several days in the week for no reason, just to wake up at 2pm and get faded and possibly drunk . he will usually get the most drunk, not to mention the loudest and messiest whenever liquor is involved. 90 percent of his choices(legal or illegal) use more impulse than brainpower, unless its to go home at 2am in the middle of the night because he has "stuff to take care of". also he gets absolutely no play :333
(we still love him tho)
(we still love him tho)
by _TheBootyBandit_ October 14, 2025
Get the Rustin Maxxingmug. The act or vague intention to study while maxing out on the couch or other comfortable spot. An experienced study-maxer will often convince others that study-maxing is a better option than library based studying, while secretly planning to go to the beach, get drunk or high.
by Tippy-toed November 10, 2014
Get the study-maxingmug. 
