Shit for brains

A stupid person, does not actualy refer to anyone actualy having shit in their skull.

"God damn it, you really do have shit for brains dont ya?!"

by MattTheJackass November 13, 2005

Shit stabber.

Stabbing someone's butthole with your penis.

Shit stabber.

by siiiiibs June 20, 2010

Voodoo Shit

The biggest shit ever existed. Used with "man" after to prove that you're speaking to someone.

"That's voodoo shit, man!"

by MiKe May 28, 2004

A Shit Load

A couple is 2, a few is three, and a shit load is six.

At the drive thru at McDonald's: I need a shit load of Happy Meals.
In court: I have a shit load of parking tickets.

by The Waylon December 31, 2014

Kick The Shit

To kill time by talking with a friend or doing stupid shit, generally involves drinking copious ammounts of alchohol, however can be completed while sober.

Any converstaion made whilst Kicking the Shit is not a D'n'M, but is above a conversation.

Seb: Oi rhye, come over to mine, let's kick the shit for a while.
Rhye: Aight mate, i'll be there in a half hour, you got some booze?
Seb: Yeah mate, you betcha.

by Rhymo June 21, 2009

Platypus shit

The third degree of bullshit. The heirarchy of bullshit being as follows.

1.) Bullshit (of the standard issue).

2.) Horseshit.

3.) Platypus shit.

In many a case involving secretive cults, the one who emits something deemed as platypus shit is then sentenced to be gang raped by a groupof 23+ Asian she-males

Fredo: two vampires were thirsty for blood and were flying through the sky when they saw Count Dracula with blood in his mouth. So they asked where he got the blood. He said, "Shut up! I flew into a wall." Haha!!!

Alfonzo: Dude, that was platypus shit.

by Bambooboards August 1, 2008

Ho Shit

(can also be termed "hoe shit") noun. - defined by men or women selling sex, the act/illusion of sex, sexual napalms, or sexuality for a certain type of gain. This gain can be a variety of things, such as attention, publicity, materialism, monetary value, nourishment, security, etc. The phrase has always been around but was popularized back in 2005 by r&b songstress Erykah Badu on a YouTube Video explaining how to stay a relevant celebrity.

Tiger Woods' ho shit nearly cost him one of his eyes and some teeth, as wife Elin chased after him with a golf club.

by Dishalon13 April 11, 2010