14 Year Old Girl

'14 Year Old Girls' generally range from the ages 13-15. They are many things, but here are the most common ones, and the ones you should look out for so you don't befriend them.

Generally listen to Blood On the Dancefloor, Nevershoutnever, and Forever the Sickest Kids.
Most like they will be spotted wearing skinny jeans and big shoes, such as DC's or Osiris.
Often times, they say 'rawr'/'roar' way too much.
A lot of the time, they claim to love dinosaurs and robots.
Generally, they consider themselves 'scene' or 'emo'.
Sometimes, you can catch them drinking Monster Energy Drinks, and save the tabs for necklaces.
More often than not, they love to write on themselves with Sharpies.
Often times, they buy flat-billed hats with characters such as Domo, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, and Seaseme Street characters.
Generally, they mix words that they think are big, but really aren't, into their vocabulary.
They usually are attracted to 13 Year Old Boys.
I use to really like Paige, until I realized she was a 14 Year Old Girl.
by DoucheXLord July 05, 2011
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12 year old

A child turning into a teen, most of them think they are older, like taking drugs or wearing croc tops! but the worst are Vsco's and E-girls!! most of them use Gay as in insult or swear. when you meet some one like that you run.

Types of 12 year old
Furries
E-girls
popular nerdy girls
Vsco
weebs
edgy creepy pasta losers

sport kids that roast every one
12 year old weeb : Yandere yandere, senpai

12 year old vsco: omg omg SAVE THE TURTLES
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Feeling up the old tree

When an elderly person feels up their penis and/or jack off.
I think that man over there is 'feeling up the old tree'.
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on some old (blank) shit

In the manner of the person or thing represented by the word or words replacing the (blank), done in the style of that person or thing
50 cent said he was going to retire, but if he does, he'll probably still come back and make more records on some old Jay-Z shit.

on some old (blank) shit
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The 30 year old virgin

The teacher at school who gets hard around 14 year olds. He eats lunch alone and none of the teachers talk to him. He teaches the class about the The Magic Bullet of JFK and the Commies. His head is shaped like a lightbulb and makes you get a hall pass to go to the bathroom.
Adam- The 30 year old virgin is coming
David- Why is he always hard around 14 year olds?!
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old hairy meat flap

My bitch left me for that old hairy meat flap
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