by That guy name alex April 21, 2021
A group of ugly ass short white boys who think they hard. Its impossible to not find a bunch of 8th graders stroking each others cocks. The 6th graders are short as shit and are constantly talking about Fortnite and anime titties. The 7th graders are just ugly as shit and most of us are suicidal cuz the lack of entertainment. They place the lunch table next to all of the classrooms and when we even whisper Osama bin laden comes in and goes hulk mode.
you: Bro do you know where I can do drugs with lil kids????
me: yes of course just go to stem middle school
me: yes of course just go to stem middle school
by pseud0ny3 May 30, 2022
Rapid is a place where people make pp jokes, act like their gonna fight someone and back out and where girls get dress coded everyday. The sports teams are not that good.
by Rambalz September 28, 2021
A school in the middle of nowhere that is so fucking old. With sexist teachers, perverts, illegal immigrants, and abusive teachers. Kids are either eating cocaine donuts, smoking weed in the bathroom or on top of the school. Built in fucking 1789, there are dead bodies below the school. The dead bodies that are under the school are kids who were first raped then killed by the teachers because they told child services that's they were getting sexually assaulted.
by Ahbwiwnan January 28, 2016
a middle school (hell) in northern indiana (LaPorte County)
people usually refer to this place as kesling even though that's only for 5th and 6th graders.
racists, hicks, wannabe gangsters, people with a body count of 80, homophobes, trump lovers, andrew tate stans, rude people, pick mes, nic fiends, and more live here.
La Porte is french for "the door" which must mean "the door to hell" when it comes to the schools in the town.
the teachers are either extremely strict or WAY too lax.
if you think the cliques at your school are bad, it's way worse here.
if you walk into the bathroom at the right time, you will witness someone vaping or someone getting railed in a stall.
the counselors are nice. the principals at both the middle school and high school though? YIIIIIKES. they worry about the wrong stuff. they legit think people are telling others to *hurt* themselves but that's not the case. kids are getting harassed and bullied. kids are getting into fights. there is so much going on.
there's so much more going on but this school makes me wanna die and others as well. it's a horrible school.
have this school be your (almost) last choice besides michigan city.
you are better going off to westville or valpo or something.
people usually refer to this place as kesling even though that's only for 5th and 6th graders.
racists, hicks, wannabe gangsters, people with a body count of 80, homophobes, trump lovers, andrew tate stans, rude people, pick mes, nic fiends, and more live here.
La Porte is french for "the door" which must mean "the door to hell" when it comes to the schools in the town.
the teachers are either extremely strict or WAY too lax.
if you think the cliques at your school are bad, it's way worse here.
if you walk into the bathroom at the right time, you will witness someone vaping or someone getting railed in a stall.
the counselors are nice. the principals at both the middle school and high school though? YIIIIIKES. they worry about the wrong stuff. they legit think people are telling others to *hurt* themselves but that's not the case. kids are getting harassed and bullied. kids are getting into fights. there is so much going on.
there's so much more going on but this school makes me wanna die and others as well. it's a horrible school.
have this school be your (almost) last choice besides michigan city.
you are better going off to westville or valpo or something.
Person 1: "So, how's LaPorte Middle School? Is it a good place?"
Person 2: "Absolutely not, never come here. It's actual hell."
Person 2: "Absolutely not, never come here. It's actual hell."
by deviousmclick January 03, 2023
A school where you do whatever you want and get introuble for everything stupid and nothing serious...
princable “Is that a juul I see?”
student one “Yes.”
princable “Oh okay”
princable “IN MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!”
student two “Why?”
princable “Those jeans has three holes in them!”
student two “That is where my feet and waist go into.”
princable “I WILL NOT HEAR IT, IM CALLING YOUR MOM.”
Spearfish Middle School is gay...
student one “Yes.”
princable “Oh okay”
princable “IN MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!”
student two “Why?”
princable “Those jeans has three holes in them!”
student two “That is where my feet and waist go into.”
princable “I WILL NOT HEAR IT, IM CALLING YOUR MOM.”
Spearfish Middle School is gay...
by missdickisthiccc March 22, 2019
Magsig middle school is a school in Ohio where all the poor kids go, it’s rated 2nd most poor school in all of Ohio. The people that go here are normally losers,short, or freaks.
by TheFactSpittingPerson March 14, 2022