Sea cream

Sea cream is a skin care product used in jail. The true origins are Crisko, often used for skin care in jail becouse that's all you get. Keep your skin protected.

Can I use your sea cream, I need it to moisturize.

by Gunnaplayagain April 30, 2020

Cream Pie

When a male's semen is ejaculated into a sexual orifice and spills back out, making the look of a cream filled pastry

She laid there, legs open, displaying the cream pie I left dripping down her crack.
I love watching oral cream pies where they look like they got caught stealing the whole cinnamon bun icing container.

by SpicyAutisticGF August 4, 2022

Big cream

When you cream in a girl with your fat ass dick that goes sideways after getting fucked so hard

You my girl gave me a big cream last night

by Big dooty December 21, 2021

cookies and cream milkshake

referring to the ejaculate of both a white and black man in a woman's mouth at the same time.

After giving stan and carlos both a blow job she had a cookies and cream milkshake.

by suburbanmommy February 24, 2012

Boy cream

cum; a man's semen

"John totally planted his boy cream in suzie last night, it was insane!"
"What the fuck is boy cream"

by Alt_Mega May 18, 2022

Chocolate Cream Pie

When having anal sex, 1 person or a dildo with a pump of fake semen ejaculates into another person's anal cavity. Inside the person's anal cavity, as anyone knows, is fecal matter. This mixes with the (fake or real) semen. When the penis/dildo is pulled out, drips of semen and feces are normally seen. If not, this is a normal cream pie and not a chocolate cream pie.

To create a chocolate cream pie, 1 must ejaculate into another person's anal cavity where feces is.

by Tarrabyte September 16, 2025

Cream sickle pussy fart

a drumstick sunk in a mysterious hole done by the sm0ke

That zombie was annoying so I called him/her a cream sickle pussy fart and cracked my beer

by The sm0ke September 11, 2019