retarded doge

A animal known as a cait or scooter who is a stubby leagged corgi and he is also retarded as fuck.
Did you see that retarded doge yesterday
by MLG SCOOTER January 06, 2016
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retard bo betard

Someone who is very loud and annoying. Also, they are mentally challenged.
Yo! Shut the fuck up retard bo betard!
by Idiot Fuck Tard January 29, 2018
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National retard hour

From 5:30- 6:30 is when you and a group of friends act and dumb as possible for an hour straight.
by Linguinegabe November 30, 2020
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Biggest fucking retard ever

Justin Trudeau is the biggest retard that as ever been prime Minister of Canada
His carbon tax, Bill C-21 bill C-18 are the most retarded laws and ideas ever. Biggest fucking retard ever.
by Biggest_bird_retar April 04, 2024
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retard right

When people who don't like you tell you that you are wrong in EVERYTHING you say and/or do just to boost their own pathetic ego. This in turn makes them feel justified in whatever they do and makes you feel like you are less than them somehow, like you're an animal. In reality, those people are the retards who have to hurt others just to make themselves feel right like as if they were smarter than everyone else.
Fake smart person: "Your existence means nothing and you are nothing therefore you are ALWAYS wrong and I am always right so just give up because my shit smells better than yours."

Average person 1: "Who is this retard telling me I am worthless?"

Average Joe 2: "Just some loser who wants to believe they are BTY. Pay no mind to them as they are bitter in life and have no goals other than to be retard right."
by TruthHammer2000 February 29, 2012
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Textual Retardation

One who is unable to express ones emotions though text
Girl: OMG! I just won a all expenses paid trip for two!! :-D do you wanna come?????

Boy: Ok cool.

Girl: Sounds like you are suffering from textual retardation :-/
by Walshy84 November 22, 2013
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Fartin Like a Retard

The act of farting uncontrollably and/or with a lack of regard for others around you.
"I'm up here hitting my vape and fartin like a retard!"
by Merx Of Herl February 17, 2025
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