Potato

Be a potato.

Hard outside, but soft inside.

Everyone loves potatoes

by POTATO00 October 7, 2017

Potatoes.

A word for when you find yourself ranting of what seems like random, irrelevant nonsense and wish to terminate the line of thought.

Computer Programmer: Here, take a look at this Jimmy. Now I know these four pixels don’t really mean much to you right now, but using this function I’ve made I should be able to draw an image on the screen at a specific position relative to the top-left corner of the display. You see, I store the data of the image as a list of RGB values which have to be ordered in this very specific way to maximize storage space. It iterates over every 3 numbers in the data list to get each pixel’s rgb color channels, and uses the width and height of the image to figure out where to put it. This function will also accept hex and hsv formats, which are just different ways of writing colors, and is very cool but does take some advanced type checking in the background, so perhaps I’ll split these functions into separate 'loadHex' and 'loadHSV' functions so it doesn’t have to check each time, not sure, maybe I’ll make this a library...do you think i should use classes for this…OOP is really cool nowadays……….... hmm……….. but yeah, this is like, the most awesomest incredible thing because this makes it possible to upload custom images if I can figure out how to extract the rgb pixel data from a file……. this opens up a whole new world of possibilities for my oddly specific use case..that you don’t seem to quite understand or grasp?um, Jimmy………. are you even listening to me?

Jimmy who lives down the road: …………………………..Huh?

Computer Programmer: ……………………………………….well……..*sigh*……………………………………… Potatoes.

by programmin May 15, 2024

Potato

A Symbol, This GUY named Forest uses. It’s a trick. They found meegkuk.

Oh crap it’s a potato

by Jekkkwk April 19, 2021

Potato

A type of species that are better than humans, so go be a Potato

You are a Potato.

by Mine Fort March 11, 2020

Potato

The worlds greatest source of food, so delicious, and has many variants. For example; potato cakes, fries (or chips), baked and many more

John: "What's this, it tastes amazing"
Bob: "Potato"

by SexyBeast123 April 3, 2015

Mashed Potato Man

A menace to society that came to life from a bowl of unseasoned mashed potatoes. Soft, white, flavorless, and unrefined. Likes gravy.

Look at that Mashed Potato Man in the Trump hat.

by Lersei Cannister May 30, 2018

potato sack

A term for:
Someone with Saggy Titties made of fat, beyond anything good.
Someone with an ass made of only fat, beyond anything good.
Generally acts like a hoe and pretends every guy wants her.

Person 1: yo that Gina girl is such a Potato Sack!
Person 2: yeah bro she is so nasty, it’s just gross.

by h@llo April 19, 2019