by cheezemanrich May 7, 2011
Get the poo-u-lar mug.When the rooster days of strutting around with an unclipped beak filling up the hatcheries from banging defenseless hens are over. It's when the bachelor flocks anal pecking causes a lot more than explosive diarrhea. It's when the promiscuous days start to take their toll and the rooster begins to whoop Faecal droppings uncontrollably creating a cheap ass comedy act which causes embarrassment and feather staining.
Dr Chook: "If you're going to allow Giffer into the house, you'd have to start putting him in nappies"
Delaware: "Nappies!, why do they have chicken nappies?"
Dr Chook: "Of course they do, there's many colours to choose from. They're reusable and you can just drop the poo into your garden"
Delaware: "Great, I shall buy him nappies". "He likes to come in and lay on the couch and play fortnite, eat all our food, he even invites his canine friend Tom and they both snuggle up together in bed, at least i don't have to worry about picking up trails of droppings". "He actually entertains us with his lame jokes that all end with Cock-a-doodle-poo"
Dr Chook: "They have purple nappies with bling on sale at the Chookmedclinic if your're interested"
Delaware: "Thanks, I'll go check them out later"
Delaware: "Nappies!, why do they have chicken nappies?"
Dr Chook: "Of course they do, there's many colours to choose from. They're reusable and you can just drop the poo into your garden"
Delaware: "Great, I shall buy him nappies". "He likes to come in and lay on the couch and play fortnite, eat all our food, he even invites his canine friend Tom and they both snuggle up together in bed, at least i don't have to worry about picking up trails of droppings". "He actually entertains us with his lame jokes that all end with Cock-a-doodle-poo"
Dr Chook: "They have purple nappies with bling on sale at the Chookmedclinic if your're interested"
Delaware: "Thanks, I'll go check them out later"
by chicken diapers April 13, 2018
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A topic that invites shills to live inside your head rent free, leading to more aggressive buying and HODLing
An argument that is completely pointless because the shorts must cover
A topic that invites shills to live inside your head rent free, leading to more aggressive buying and HODLing
An argument that is completely pointless because the shorts must cover
Diamond Hands: “If you say Cone Poo Chair really fast, it sounds like ComputerShare.”
Youtuber/Twitter Influencer: “I would never direct register because I think reading google headlines is Due Diligence. Selling my shares is all I ever think about. The important thing is that I will become rich and brainwash my followers to paperhand.”
Diamond Hands: “I just registered another share to the infinity pool.”
Youtuber/Twitter Influencer: “I would never direct register because I think reading google headlines is Due Diligence. Selling my shares is all I ever think about. The important thing is that I will become rich and brainwash my followers to paperhand.”
Diamond Hands: “I just registered another share to the infinity pool.”
by Lamar Chodom September 25, 2021
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by Tman202020 January 19, 2023
Get the mexican poo bear mug.by your moms wagina October 23, 2022
Get the poo-pour-weed mug.The additional call of nature - very similar to the first - that lures you back into the toilet, even though you're pretty sure you've just moved your bowels satisfactorily.
Sid: I'd better go, Hank. I need to take a dump again.
Hank: But I thought you went before you came out.
Sid: I did, but I think it's a de ja poo. It feels exactly the same.
Hank: But I thought you went before you came out.
Sid: I did, but I think it's a de ja poo. It feels exactly the same.
by timtank May 22, 2012
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Lewie was pissed with Andy and couldn't wait for him to fall asleep so he could reward him with a poo grease moustache.
by VitaminP April 4, 2015
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