Points Pimp

a guy who has his adult dancer girlfriends pay him cash and he in turn uses his credit cards to pay their bills online and accrue all of the cash back points

dude, you have Innocence give you cash every month and you make her car and insurance payment with your Discover Card? you a Points Pimp!!!

by forever creepin' June 25, 2023

Heifer Pimp

Ted

He is such a heifer pimp!!

by IrishSheDevil July 13, 2023

negative pimp

Someone who is "Said," to be a pimp but as time goes on, everyone realizes that he is actually his hoes' hoe. A negative pimp loses money to his hoes rather than gaining hoe money.

Josh is such a horrible pimp, i hear hes a NEGATIVE PIMP

by BloodhoundGangBalls August 31, 2023

Peasant Pimp

Someone who orchestrates the work of women have lower society

The peasant pimp had to keep his girls in line.

by Smkeking October 2, 2023

Slick Pimp

A location of considerable valor and divine heroics. A place where council members convene to discuss urgent matters. Located just down the street from the airport.

“Hey were you down at the slick pimp last Tuesday? Could’ve sworn I caught a taste of you.”

“Yeah, I was on after dirty Mike and the boys”

by Wonkarer January 9, 2024

kindergarten pimp

this is somwan who wurk with taking pokimon cards and throwing them att women in yhe age of 66

i was wonce defined

as a kindergarten pimp

by hakamama November 20, 2023

Codependent pimp

A guy who desperately wants to be a pimp with his ho but simply cannot because he is equally addicted to the same drug as she is. For his efforts, instead of cash, him and his ho eat a McDonald's cheeseburger and split $50 worth of meth

"Dave and Alicia look like death on wheels. Sadly Dave has lost all authority and respect of his ho and is now a codependent pimp"

by Armchair supervisor April 30, 2024